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Adult Pornography DVD ReviewAss Cream Pies 4

Ass Cream Pies 4 snowboarding snowboard skateboarding skateboard DVD video review Four Star skateboard DVD review rating

Director: Sal Genoa
Studio: Anabolic
Released: March 2004
Rating: 4 Stars


Staring:
Haley Paige, Ashley Blue, Alicia Rhodes, Jamie Brooks, Audrey Hollander, Maxine, Mark Wood, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jay Ashley, Brett Rockman, Tony T.

I had to write a letter to my local paper to bitch about the deplorable state of my town's skate park. It's an outdoor park with an awesome concrete bowl which is the only skateable part of the park these days. Most of the quarterpipes are in ruins and have subsequently been set on fire by local fuckos who were never taught not to play with fucking matches. It's a shame.

Some kind soul donated a full size halfpipe that has now been ransacked. I'm sure the town will get around to installing a few crappy Sun Ramps. This isn't a poor impoverished town. the tax base should easily support a place for local kids - and their aging fathers - to skate.

I tried drowning my sorrows in alcohol, but nothing brought me out of my sadness like a zippy new copy of "Ass Cream Pies 4". Seeing some depraved chicks shooting cum from their asses brought a smile to my face and several times made me laugh out loud. Porn has purpose and it's served me well as I ponder how to address my local skate park dilemma.

If you're feeling down... try some Ass Cream Pie!

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